gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along
Ray must be borrowing Spongebob’s weight equipment.
Jesus fucking christ I was drinking Tumblr.
Why would you do this to me
Dont you ever say i just walked away, i will always want you
Anonymous asked: funnier to watch. Lads or gents?
I’d say Lads. they do dumber crap
I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.